Everything's a nail, is it, Miss Hammerhead? First it was your search, freighted with fear and fragmented memories. Now it's the train! Never time for tea. While your brain's on holiday, we're ruined! Now we're all mad here and that's a good excuse for going to hell in a teapot, but not for forgetting what your senses saw.

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You know what it's like when you first sleep with someone you don't know? It's ... you, like, become this blank canvas and it gives you an opportunity to project onto that canvas who you want to be. That's what's interesting, because everybody does that.
Well, what happens is while you're projecting who you want to be...this gap opens up between who you want to be and who you really are. And in that gap, it shows you what's stopping you becoming who you want to be.

21st August 2014

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ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

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21st August 2014

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21st August 2014

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I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle
— The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)

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21st August 2014

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Made with love for 

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21st August 2014

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sofiaauditores:

hot things to say during sex

  • the liberation of roma has begun
  • die templar scum
  • *reaper noise*
  • now youre going to experience the wrath of a god!
  • dont you recognize me? its-a me maRIO
  • diddly doddly dang
  • i should go
  • can it wait for a bit im in the middle of some calibrations
  • *super mario voice* wohOOO
  • get back in the animus mr miles
  • where is charles lee

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21st August 2014

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santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

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21st August 2014

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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21st August 2014

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21st August 2014

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21st August 2014

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21st August 2014

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unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

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21st August 2014

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reservoir-fantasy:

“Novels aren’t just happy escapes; they are slivers of people’s souls, nailed to the pages, dripping ink from veins of wood pulp. Reading the right one at the right time can make all the difference.”

Happy Birthday, Anna! Aug. 22 [ bookstakeus-away ]

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21st August 2014

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

image

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21st August 2014

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tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

21st August 2014

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Celebrities taking part in the ice bucket challenge to raise awareness for ALS. (Part 2)

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